"Parents aren’t the people you come from. They’re the people you want to be, when you grow up."
One day you’re going to be watching a TV Show/Movie about two codependent characters and a snarky character is introduced so you know they’re going to say something like ‘Bonnie to your Clyde’ or ‘Mickey to your Mallory’ but instead they’re going to say 'Sam to your Dean'
"I know I know… I’d DEFINITELY win American Ninja Warrior. Game to go on the show whenever they’ll have me."